五一旅游的幽默说说 2021劳动节的搞笑说说
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1.五一假期旅游的朋友们，朋友圈发自拍不要太过分啊！毕竟大家都是见过面的。
2.我：妈，五一我要回家。 老妈：晚上没有煮你的饭。我：那我自己煮吧。老妈：没米了。我：那我不回了，反正回去也是没吃没喝。老妈：嗯，那样才是好孩子。
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