超级搞笑的笑话笑破你的肚皮 一秒笑喷的搞笑文案
•
搞笑段子
1.最近我认真钻研了微积分、线性代数和高等数学。发现 “微积分”都是第一声， “线性代数”都是第四声， “高等数学”四声都有，数学真是个别致的小东西。
2.对不起大家了，经常发朋友圈，主要是因为家庭条件差，负担重，人长的又不好看，不能靠脸吃饭，希望大家多多支持，多给我介绍几个帅哥，谢谢大家。
...本文来自网络，不代表爱上海立场，如若转载，请注明出处：//duanzhihua.cn/a2562.html
赞 (0)
2021云南第一次统测成绩出炉！排名多少可以上985&211？
« 上一篇
2021年3月19日 pm3:38
need的用法 need和nee to的区别
下一篇 »
2021年3月19日 pm3:45
相关推荐
-
so much \so many \suchmuch\such\many的区别和用法so many和such many 都加形容词时，有什么区别吗
so many用来修饰可数名词,so much用来修饰不可数名词,这两个词组通常与that连用.There was so much noise outside that we couldn\'t he...习题大全 1天前 -
英语题（用介词、副词填空）1.To be honest is to be trueoneself.2.Some people find the new technology makes theatre less believable,less truetheir own experience and therefore less convincing than the performances seen on television and cinema.3.Teachers areshort supply,and as a result,education has become more expensive.4.Gasoline wasshort supply after the war.5.Medicines areshort supply; diseases are spreading quickly.6.The point of his speech is that we should standfreedom.7.These people say that they standpeace,love,liberty,and human responsibility.8.Very soon a letter arrived from Beijing in responsean old man's inquiries about his elder son who is still alive and lives not far from the capital.9.A child's responsedeath will vary in accordance with age.10.Sorry,you're just a few linksfrom the website that you want to go to.11.A senior official from the university said that they were trying their best to transform their universitya top school in the country.12.When they had learned the whole story from beginning to end their surprise was transformedexcitement.13.Realizing that the end of his career was nearhand,he looked for some additional income.14.The accident happened in a place far away from cities and hospitals were not nearhand; that's why some people died just because of bleeding.15.Could I have accessyour central computer for a while?16.The poor people in the country have accessneither educational nor political resources.17.Carmen yieldedgeneral pressure and unwillingly took the child to a specialist.18.I think eventually politics is going to yieldthe need for disaster relief for individuals and communities that need it.19.If you engagepolitical affairs,you cannot expect to have much time for your family.20.I have a large circle of friends and acquaintances engagedphotography.
1.To be honest is to be true (to) oneself.2.Some people find the new technology makes theatre less b...习题大全 1天前 -
英语题（用介词、副词填空）1.To be honest is to be trueoneself.2.Some people find the new technology makes theatre less believable,less truetheir own experience and therefore less convincing than the performances seen on television and cinema.3.Teachers areshort supply,and as a result,education has become more expensive.4.Gasoline wasshort supply after the war.5.Medicines areshort supply; diseases are spreading quickly.6.The point of his speech is that we should standfreedom.7.These people say that they standpeace,love,liberty,and human responsibility.8.Very soon a letter arrived from Beijing in responsean old man's inquiries about his elder son who is still alive and lives not far from the capital.9.A child's responsedeath will vary in accordance with age.10.Sorry,you're just a few linksfrom the website that you want to go to.11.A senior official from the university said that they were trying their best to transform their universitya top school in the country.12.When they had learned the whole story from beginning to end their surprise was transformedexcitement.13.Realizing that the end of his career was nearhand,he looked for some additional income.14.The accident happened in a place far away from cities and hospitals were not nearhand; that's why some people died just because of bleeding.15.Could I have accessyour central computer for a while?16.The poor people in the country have accessneither educational nor political resources.17.Carmen yieldedgeneral pressure and unwillingly took the child to a specialist.18.I think eventually politics is going to yieldthe need for disaster relief for individuals and communities that need it.19.If you engagepolitical affairs,you cannot expect to have much time for your family.20.I have a large circle of friends and acquaintances engagedphotography.
1.To be honest is to be true (to) oneself.2.Some people find the new technology makes theatre less b...习题大全 1天前 -
so much \so many \suchmuch\such\many的区别和用法so many和such many 都加形容词时，有什么区别吗
so many用来修饰可数名词,so much用来修饰不可数名词,这两个词组通常与that连用.There was so much noise outside that we couldn\'t he...习题大全 1天前 -
英语题（用介词、副词填空）1.To be honest is to be trueoneself.2.Some people find the new technology makes theatre less believable,less truetheir own experience and therefore less convincing than the performances seen on television and cinema.3.Teachers areshort supply,and as a result,education has become more expensive.4.Gasoline wasshort supply after the war.5.Medicines areshort supply; diseases are spreading quickly.6.The point of his speech is that we should standfreedom.7.These people say that they standpeace,love,liberty,and human responsibility.8.Very soon a letter arrived from Beijing in responsean old man's inquiries about his elder son who is still alive and lives not far from the capital.9.A child's responsedeath will vary in accordance with age.10.Sorry,you're just a few linksfrom the website that you want to go to.11.A senior official from the university said that they were trying their best to transform their universitya top school in the country.12.When they had learned the whole story from beginning to end their surprise was transformedexcitement.13.Realizing that the end of his career was nearhand,he looked for some additional income.14.The accident happened in a place far away from cities and hospitals were not nearhand; that's why some people died just because of bleeding.15.Could I have accessyour central computer for a while?16.The poor people in the country have accessneither educational nor political resources.17.Carmen yieldedgeneral pressure and unwillingly took the child to a specialist.18.I think eventually politics is going to yieldthe need for disaster relief for individuals and communities that need it.19.If you engagepolitical affairs,you cannot expect to have much time for your family.20.I have a large circle of friends and acquaintances engagedphotography.
1.To be honest is to be true (to) oneself.2.Some people find the new technology makes theatre less b...习题大全 1天前 -
so much \so many \suchmuch\such\many的区别和用法so many和such many 都加形容词时，有什么区别吗
so many用来修饰可数名词,so much用来修饰不可数名词,这两个词组通常与that连用.There was so much noise outside that we couldn\'t he...习题大全 1天前 -
英语题（用介词、副词填空）1.To be honest is to be trueoneself.2.Some people find the new technology makes theatre less believable,less truetheir own experience and therefore less convincing than the performances seen on television and cinema.3.Teachers areshort supply,and as a result,education has become more expensive.4.Gasoline wasshort supply after the war.5.Medicines areshort supply; diseases are spreading quickly.6.The point of his speech is that we should standfreedom.7.These people say that they standpeace,love,liberty,and human responsibility.8.Very soon a letter arrived from Beijing in responsean old man's inquiries about his elder son who is still alive and lives not far from the capital.9.A child's responsedeath will vary in accordance with age.10.Sorry,you're just a few linksfrom the website that you want to go to.11.A senior official from the university said that they were trying their best to transform their universitya top school in the country.12.When they had learned the whole story from beginning to end their surprise was transformedexcitement.13.Realizing that the end of his career was nearhand,he looked for some additional income.14.The accident happened in a place far away from cities and hospitals were not nearhand; that's why some people died just because of bleeding.15.Could I have accessyour central computer for a while?16.The poor people in the country have accessneither educational nor political resources.17.Carmen yieldedgeneral pressure and unwillingly took the child to a specialist.18.I think eventually politics is going to yieldthe need for disaster relief for individuals and communities that need it.19.If you engagepolitical affairs,you cannot expect to have much time for your family.20.I have a large circle of friends and acquaintances engagedphotography.
1.To be honest is to be true (to) oneself.2.Some people find the new technology makes theatre less b...习题大全 1天前 -
英语题（用介词、副词填空）1.To be honest is to be trueoneself.2.Some people find the new technology makes theatre less believable,less truetheir own experience and therefore less convincing than the performances seen on television and cinema.3.Teachers areshort supply,and as a result,education has become more expensive.4.Gasoline wasshort supply after the war.5.Medicines areshort supply; diseases are spreading quickly.6.The point of his speech is that we should standfreedom.7.These people say that they standpeace,love,liberty,and human responsibility.8.Very soon a letter arrived from Beijing in responsean old man's inquiries about his elder son who is still alive and lives not far from the capital.9.A child's responsedeath will vary in accordance with age.10.Sorry,you're just a few linksfrom the website that you want to go to.11.A senior official from the university said that they were trying their best to transform their universitya top school in the country.12.When they had learned the whole story from beginning to end their surprise was transformedexcitement.13.Realizing that the end of his career was nearhand,he looked for some additional income.14.The accident happened in a place far away from cities and hospitals were not nearhand; that's why some people died just because of bleeding.15.Could I have accessyour central computer for a while?16.The poor people in the country have accessneither educational nor political resources.17.Carmen yieldedgeneral pressure and unwillingly took the child to a specialist.18.I think eventually politics is going to yieldthe need for disaster relief for individuals and communities that need it.19.If you engagepolitical affairs,you cannot expect to have much time for your family.20.I have a large circle of friends and acquaintances engagedphotography.
1.To be honest is to be true (to) oneself.2.Some people find the new technology makes theatre less b...习题大全 1天前 -
so much \so many \suchmuch\such\many的区别和用法so many和such many 都加形容词时，有什么区别吗
so many用来修饰可数名词,so much用来修饰不可数名词,这两个词组通常与that连用.There was so much noise outside that we couldn\'t he...习题大全 1天前 -
英语题（用介词、副词填空）1.To be honest is to be trueoneself.2.Some people find the new technology makes theatre less believable,less truetheir own experience and therefore less convincing than the performances seen on television and cinema.3.Teachers areshort supply,and as a result,education has become more expensive.4.Gasoline wasshort supply after the war.5.Medicines areshort supply; diseases are spreading quickly.6.The point of his speech is that we should standfreedom.7.These people say that they standpeace,love,liberty,and human responsibility.8.Very soon a letter arrived from Beijing in responsean old man's inquiries about his elder son who is still alive and lives not far from the capital.9.A child's responsedeath will vary in accordance with age.10.Sorry,you're just a few linksfrom the website that you want to go to.11.A senior official from the university said that they were trying their best to transform their universitya top school in the country.12.When they had learned the whole story from beginning to end their surprise was transformedexcitement.13.Realizing that the end of his career was nearhand,he looked for some additional income.14.The accident happened in a place far away from cities and hospitals were not nearhand; that's why some people died just because of bleeding.15.Could I have accessyour central computer for a while?16.The poor people in the country have accessneither educational nor political resources.17.Carmen yieldedgeneral pressure and unwillingly took the child to a specialist.18.I think eventually politics is going to yieldthe need for disaster relief for individuals and communities that need it.19.If you engagepolitical affairs,you cannot expect to have much time for your family.20.I have a large circle of friends and acquaintances engagedphotography.
1.To be honest is to be true (to) oneself.2.Some people find the new technology makes theatre less b...习题大全 1天前